Jim Cornette Challenges Vince Russo To A Shoot Fight

Sun-11-Jun-2017 00:32:33 · 3,230 comments

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Easily one of the greatest things I've heard/read. Cornette is off his head anyway... I'm fairly certain that he isn't all there. Does this prove it? Maybe. Part of me hopes that this happens and that it's filmed for people to watch. I want to watch it. Not sure who I'd cheer on tho.

On the latest edition of his podcast, "The Jim Cornette Experience," longtime pro wrestling personality Jim Cornette challenged former WWE head writer Vince Russo to a shoot fight.
"So you want to make challenges about going on people's podcasts and giving the money to charity and all this other stuff, 'cause you know that ain't gonna happen 'cause we got nothing to talk about," Cornette said during the show. "But I'm making you a legitimate offer. I swear on my mother's grave if you give me a date, a time and an address. I will meet you there and I will bring five grand in cash as long as the rules are no cops, no guns and no knives. And what happens, happens."
Cornette continued, "And if you don't f*cking take me up on that, you piece of sh*t, then shut your f*cking d*cklicker from now on, 'cause I'm sick and f*cking fed up with ya and everybody else is too. You've been found out, nobody believes in you anymore. Everybody knows what you're all about. You've stabbed everybody in the back you've ever worked with. You've killed guy's careers with your goofy gimmicks. You've made the wrestling business a f*cking joke with your f*cking ADD g*ddamn booking and you're Jerry Springer Show horse sh*t. And most of all, you're a piece of f*cking sh*t and I will prove it. Send me the date, the time and the place or shut the f*ck up!"

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rhys

Sun-11-Jun-2017 18:01:51 · 5,103 comments

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Russo's response in the form of an "apology" is just as ludicrous and hilarious.

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benjawi

Sun-11-Jun-2017 18:05:01 · 3,230 comments

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Russo has responded? I've not seen that. Off to find it I go.

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rhys

Sun-11-Jun-2017 18:06:28 · 5,103 comments

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Ninjak_XO

Mon-12-Jun-2017 07:56:00 · 977 comments

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Cornette is an angry man. Can seriously see him dying of a heart attack at some point. Really needs to chill the fuck out.

Russo's response

"Would I fight Jim Cornette. Well, in order to answer that, you have to look at him," said Russo. "You've got to look at that barn door wide ass. You have to look at that Kamala belly. You have to look at those Gumby-like arms. Would I want to mix it up with somebody like that? Surely, I'd have to be out of my mind because no doubt an ass kicking would be coming my way. So yes, I'm afraid of Jim Cornette. That ripped chiseled stomach."
Russo continued, "And as far as the $5,000. I think Jim still thinks we're in Memphis circa 1970 when $5,000 actually meant something. Jim, $5,000 is not a lot of money. I don't need your $5,000. I'm doing fine, Jim. I'm on the number one podcasting network in the country, Podcast One."
"Jim, I apologize. And I apologize for a lot of things," Russo added. "First and foremost, I want to apologize for you blowing out your knees when you fell off that scaffold because you are a mark who didn't know how to take a bump. I want to apologize Jim for you putting Smoky Mountain Wrestling out of business. I want to apologize Jim for you being fired from Ring of Honor for a public emotional outburst. I want to apologize Jim for being fired from WWE for assaulting another employee. I want to apologize Jim because I'm from New York. I want to apologize Jim because in my entire life I was never fixin' to do anything. I want to apologize Jim that I don't believe the Dukes of Hazard is a reality show. I'd like to apologize that I never went on national television and dressed like the village idiot," Russo continued. "I want to apologize that I never asked a wrestler to chew on an Alka-Seltzer so it would appear like he's foaming at the mouth. I want to apologize that even the great Terry Funk didn't get over when you had him come out of a box."
Regarding Cornette, Russo concluded by finishing his apology and pointing out the two things he feels the need to apologize the most for.
"But Jim, perhaps the two most important things," Russo said. "I want to apologize for setting ratings records at both the WWE and TNA and also raising the ratings at WCW the whole nine months that I was there. I sincerely apologize for that. And last but not least, Jim, from the bottom of my heart, I apologize for both Dixie Carter and Vincent Kennedy McMahon for choosing me over you. Because at the end of the day, 18 years later, that is what this is all about. It sticks in your craw because no matter what you do, no matter what you say, no matter what asinine promo you cut, it does not go away. From a creative standpoint, the numbers clearly dictate I was better than you," Russo determined. "And I know that is hard for you to accept and I know that is hard for you to deal with so that is why from the bottom of my heart, I apologize, I am sorry, and I hope from this point on we can move forward."